10 – turn signals are over rated
9 – a yellow light means go faster and/or tail the person in front of you clearly you run a red light but it doesn’t count if you look like you are one with the car in front of you.
8 – Southwestern City School bus drivers are wonderful
7 – there only needs to be a foot between cars for another one to merge in between them
6 – speed limit is at least 75
5 – two Dublin cops take their coffee breaks with each other on 270 at 4:45 pm
4 – you are not anybody until you have a vanity license plate
3 – cutting people off at 270/70 split is a morning ritual
2 – if you use your turn signal it is customary for the car that was once four car lengths away in the lane you were going into speeds up and blocks you
1 – throwing one’s hands up in the air is not as effective as road rage but there is less damage to your car!
Ah sarcasm ……
Friends I thought that I would never drive again after my first week here I work downtown and its messy out there. I have never ran into so much rudeness and total disregard for other drivers. Four years later still amazed at how badly some drivers can be! I just hope that I am not turning into one of those drivers !~